yowzas.
I'm thinking about putting mines on Layaway, you?
20090410
Snakes and Bezels, those Nubeo Rebels
Swiss watch-making company Nubeo is deterring from the tried and true of endorsing golfers and tennis players, and instead has made the bold move of stepping onto the hardwood. Kobe Bryant will now have to wear at least one of three of his Nubeo brand "Black Mamba" special edition watches when he's abusing motherfuckers on the nightly. So now not only will you be degraded because you've just been: Faced, thrown on, jumped over, straight up made to look silly, and/or all that other good ish that Kobz does to other ballers, but you'll also feel bad because there is no way in hell you can afford his $285,000 watch.
yowzas.
I'm thinking about putting mines on Layaway, you?
yowzas.
I'm thinking about putting mines on Layaway, you?
LOOC at me!
Hey all,
My homegirl Apple took some flictures of me and some others to showcase whatever styles we have running over here in the greater diversified Savannah (SCAD represented by a lot of F-in countries!) On the real tip, way to bring Chris "Slap My Bitch Up" Breezy to China!
Peep the spreads.
THE NEXT DOOR VIOLENCE
Mr. Carter/graphic designer (get at him, folks) and Kenneth C. of Eye Support Ken
From what I gather the caption below me reads: "So G-Damned Fly, we wish we could die. Before that, impregnation." It's some sort of eccentric prose that you don't always get in the States.
Anyway-- Stay posted. Jake Troth show tomorrow, the gallery is looking right!
blankspace gallery 112 40th Street between Drayton and Abercorn
Best,
Kan
My homegirl Apple took some flictures of me and some others to showcase whatever styles we have running over here in the greater diversified Savannah (SCAD represented by a lot of F-in countries!) On the real tip, way to bring Chris "Slap My Bitch Up" Breezy to China!
Peep the spreads.
THE NEXT DOOR VIOLENCE
Mr. Carter/graphic designer (get at him, folks) and Kenneth C. of Eye Support Ken
From what I gather the caption below me reads: "So G-Damned Fly, we wish we could die. Before that, impregnation." It's some sort of eccentric prose that you don't always get in the States.
Anyway-- Stay posted. Jake Troth show tomorrow, the gallery is looking right!
blankspace gallery 112 40th Street between Drayton and Abercorn
Best,
Kan
20090406
ONE MORE BRUG PLEASE
All I need is one more sports-induced heterosexual embrace Michigan State, please!
Take that, Baracketology
-Kan "Magic > Bird/ Money Takes Care of Everything, Take that Clinical Research" Ando
Take that, Baracketology
-Kan "Magic > Bird/ Money Takes Care of Everything, Take that Clinical Research" Ando
votevotevote-- threadless shirts
Fellow Equiat (when you're Of An Equestrian Order) Tait Howard has some work up on threadless.com people! Create a threadless.com account and vote for T-Ho, darnit.
VOTE
nice!
quadruple nice!
- Kan "I'm a Good Friend" Ando
VOTE
nice!
quadruple nice!
- Kan "I'm a Good Friend" Ando
NC's "Mean" Danny Green
I saw Danny Green play in High School (St. Mary's/NJ) at Baruch College my sophomore year of high school, and I left feeling thoroughly unimpressed. He was obviously the best player, but for some reason I just didn't think he would succeed at Carolina-- I believed the ACC to bea conference way too physically demanding with a talent pool that was just beyond his level.
4 years later, I'm wrong, Danny Green is a pivotal piece to the nation's best team, and he's getting face time pre-game for the Tar Heels.
About that interview... Don't ever laugh like Jada again Danny, like ever.
man, you not even a predicate. This dunk is Raw, though
this yell and flex is wayyyyy unconvincing. Pairing this with ESPN footage from two nights ago means the revoking of one's hood pass
4 years later, I'm wrong, Danny Green is a pivotal piece to the nation's best team, and he's getting face time pre-game for the Tar Heels.
About that interview... Don't ever laugh like Jada again Danny, like ever.
man, you not even a predicate. This dunk is Raw, though
this yell and flex is wayyyyy unconvincing. Pairing this with ESPN footage from two nights ago means the revoking of one's hood pass
20090403
Kerouak Attack
so this summer Im moving to harlem I dont really care if Im not a writer but Im going to take my old typewriter and make you love me make you want me by me I mean my writing but of course you already understood that and maybe if you didnt you should take your head from inbetween the corner walls of your bedroom and sober up because sometimes people other than myself have important things to say maybe Im not even going to make you remotely like my writing because Ill be too busy making sure I like it myself and in doing so Ill make sure that that always remains meaningful because if I lived my life like others who lived their life for others than maybe I would have ended up a little different or even similarly dissimilar or exactly the same.
Not that Ive never tried to make something out of my life I think I was born into doing that because I never was too proud of any of my surroundings until I didnt have them any more or maybe I just was always too proud to admit that I have a grateful deficiency which means its both great and I am still full of deficiency and I used to think it made me better than you to admit that I have problems when you didnt but now Ive come to realize that it really just makes me the same if not lesser but now given to you was the additional awareness that I have problems.
Maybe this will make my selection of short stories.
on gifting scallions
living in the bike lane
Kan Ando
Not that Ive never tried to make something out of my life I think I was born into doing that because I never was too proud of any of my surroundings until I didnt have them any more or maybe I just was always too proud to admit that I have a grateful deficiency which means its both great and I am still full of deficiency and I used to think it made me better than you to admit that I have problems when you didnt but now Ive come to realize that it really just makes me the same if not lesser but now given to you was the additional awareness that I have problems.
Maybe this will make my selection of short stories.
on gifting scallions
living in the bike lane
Kan Ando
20090402
SIKE OUT
Amy Odell was stripped of her Blogger of the Moment Award because of some sort of "nude pictorial scandal"
KAN ANDO IS YOUR NEW BLOGGER OF THE MOMENT
lets hope he tearfully thanks both his mother and Jesus
there's no crying in baseball, but blogging can sometimes overexert your tear ducts
KAN ANDO IS YOUR NEW BLOGGER OF THE MOMENT
lets hope he tearfully thanks both his mother and Jesus
there's no crying in baseball, but blogging can sometimes overexert your tear ducts
ANNUAL BLOGGER OF THE MOMENT AWARDS
The winner is...
AMY ODELL -- bringing you The Cut
close second KAN ANDO -- Keeping you Warm and Fuzzy like Microwaved Peaches
I get up in it every MF-in day, thanks Patrik Rzepski
AMY ODELL -- bringing you The Cut
close second KAN ANDO -- Keeping you Warm and Fuzzy like Microwaved Peaches
I get up in it every MF-in day, thanks Patrik Rzepski
I Think I'm Going To Try To Push This Band-Aid Thing
Whatsup with this band-aid thing? I mean, ballers, rappers, Lady Gaga freakin' it on American Eye-dol (teehee). I'm going to work this harder than taped up glasses!
www.bandwade.com
Like it or not, Weezy's a TASTEMAKA
She must've unzipped her eye AFTER she got dressed.
www.bandwade.com
Like it or not, Weezy's a TASTEMAKA
She must've unzipped her eye AFTER she got dressed.
SIMONE FLOWS
I'm feeling this blog: www.simonegoes.blogspot.com
That's a heavy concentrated blue that only japanese people are known to truly perceive... look it up!
BLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOG
Kan
That's a heavy concentrated blue that only japanese people are known to truly perceive... look it up!
BLOGBLOGBLOGBLOGBLOG
Kan
Subway Art
Told by a friend to look at this website, and was pleased when I did. The artist's name is Antonio Jorge Gonçalves, and he travels around the world to draw the people he sees in various subways.
Success!
SUBWAY ART
- Kan "F a Metrocard for $103" Ando
Success!
SUBWAY ART
- Kan "F a Metrocard for $103" Ando
20090401
THE CLOVERFIELD OF MUSIC, ONLY ACTUALLY WORTH YOUR TIME, I GUESS NOT AT ALL LIKE CLOVERFIELD BUT ITS JUST THAT WE'VE BEEN WAITING AND NOW ITS HERE, KI
NDA LIKE CLOVERFIELD.
It's here -- Jake Troth presents to you the Daydream Big Mixtape! Download it for free at www.jaketroth.com
he's looking at the money he doesn't care about saving with GEICO- 'cause he's about to be rich, bitchhhhhhhhhh
OK, here's the MF-in deal y'all:
JAKE TROTH
Sat, April 11th Doors open at 7:30, performance 8:30
blankspace gallery (40th between Drayton and Abercorn)
$2 at the door
refreshments will be served
grown and sexy a must damnit, A MUST
Of An Equestrian Order will be painting the gallery walls, so this is definitely one of the bona fide collaboratives you'll see from SCAD artists this quarter.
I'm not actually even going to lie or scheme about this at all, this kid is good, and good as in really good. If you are a fan you should come down and see him. If you're not a fan you should come down and see him. If you don't even know why you would be a fan or not, C-DASH (Come Down and See Him), baby!
Cheers,
Kan
Now thats a Music Vimeo.
P.S. Look for a Kan Ando/Jake Troth SCAD Style video in the near future! I'm trying to win these tickets, Mo
It's here -- Jake Troth presents to you the Daydream Big Mixtape! Download it for free at www.jaketroth.com
he's looking at the money he doesn't care about saving with GEICO- 'cause he's about to be rich, bitchhhhhhhhhh
OK, here's the MF-in deal y'all:
JAKE TROTH
Sat, April 11th Doors open at 7:30, performance 8:30
blankspace gallery (40th between Drayton and Abercorn)
$2 at the door
refreshments will be served
grown and sexy a must damnit, A MUST
Of An Equestrian Order will be painting the gallery walls, so this is definitely one of the bona fide collaboratives you'll see from SCAD artists this quarter.
I'm not actually even going to lie or scheme about this at all, this kid is good, and good as in really good. If you are a fan you should come down and see him. If you're not a fan you should come down and see him. If you don't even know why you would be a fan or not, C-DASH (Come Down and See Him), baby!
Cheers,
Kan
Now thats a Music Vimeo.
P.S. Look for a Kan Ando/Jake Troth SCAD Style video in the near future! I'm trying to win these tickets, Mo
Tait the Great
Tait Howard showing us how to slash and burn (foolz)
I wouldn't be surprised if Japanese game show television got a hold of these to make an inspired program where contestants had to wear tiger masks with binoculars attached and samurai armor-- the main purpose being to try and score goals with a soccer ball or run away from a large man dressed as a werewolf through a difficult and hilariously painful obstacle course.
Anyway, just wait until he unleashes what's been plotted for the Jake Troth album release party! (hint hint)
I wouldn't be surprised if Japanese game show television got a hold of these to make an inspired program where contestants had to wear tiger masks with binoculars attached and samurai armor-- the main purpose being to try and score goals with a soccer ball or run away from a large man dressed as a werewolf through a difficult and hilariously painful obstacle course.
Anyway, just wait until he unleashes what's been plotted for the Jake Troth album release party! (hint hint)
The HippoBlogAMust
http://originalhippo.com/Home.html
http://hippoblogamust.blogspot.com/
My friend Rory Newman has graciously asked me to write for his blog (HippoBlogAMust), and I am definitely going to be getting down on that.
In the meantime check out some of his work on his self-made website!
grainy, like a G-damned piece of rye
http://hippoblogamust.blogspot.com/
My friend Rory Newman has graciously asked me to write for his blog (HippoBlogAMust), and I am definitely going to be getting down on that.
In the meantime check out some of his work on his self-made website!
grainy, like a G-damned piece of rye
Kyle with the appropriate copy
I'm moving into a new house with a couple of kids from the Eq. Order and one other, and the crib has appropriately been named Hogwarts (properties Kyle, properties). Fuck ADT, at all times I gots my Patronus holding down my Dumbledores.
Yeah, that shit is a ghostly, beastly version of De La Soul as a motherfucking elephant.
expelliarmus, hoes
Yeah, that shit is a ghostly, beastly version of De La Soul as a motherfucking elephant.
expelliarmus, hoes
a TAIT HOWARD RECOMMENDATION-- I second this
Fix your retina on RETNA-- I first heard of this artist when I interned for powerHouse Books in the summer of 07' (where he did a joint show with REVOK and SABER), and have since been reminded by fellow Equiat Orderly Tait Howard of his creative prowess.
Oh I gots tunnel vision now
SEEING IS BELIEVING
"I am a genius. I am the greatest artist of the twentieth century. I pretty much invented modern art, and I do weird abstract paintings even though I could paint totally realistic if I wanted to. Also, even though I am super short and bald, I am able to have sex with any beautiful woman I want just because I'm so great."
Oh I gots tunnel vision now
SEEING IS BELIEVING
"I am a genius. I am the greatest artist of the twentieth century. I pretty much invented modern art, and I do weird abstract paintings even though I could paint totally realistic if I wanted to. Also, even though I am super short and bald, I am able to have sex with any beautiful woman I want just because I'm so great."
WORD
YO WHAT'S NOT TO LIKE?
9 3/4 skate team
I fucks with photoshoots where the photographed act as if they enjoy each other's company and genuinely mean it.
9 3/4 skate team
I fucks with photoshoots where the photographed act as if they enjoy each other's company and genuinely mean it.
found this in the wreckage
For some reason I was able to salvage this picture from my digital camera, the film still perfectly intact and unexposed.
I guess the common denominator to a photograph by Nate Crespin and an Andrew Wyeth masterpiece are unreal clouds.
I guess the common denominator to a photograph by Nate Crespin and an Andrew Wyeth masterpiece are unreal clouds.
broke fi broke
So I'm broke in more than one sense of the word. My digital camera has succumbed to my wild and rambunctious backpackery, and now the LCD is broken. All the images from Miami and weeks prior have been destroyed, which seriously b-l-o-w-s-b-a-d-l-y, but I'll overcome like a Peter North spot.
I hate it when I get caught outside of the dormitory showers
I hate it when I get caught outside of the dormitory showers
WHY THEY STOP LETTIN ME GET MY DEGREES IN JAIL
BACK WEARING THE 4-FIFTH
So I gave you all a break.
I let you breathe a little bit.
Supplied you with some space.
Let some other suckaz get a chance at it.
Mice out to play 'cause the cat went away.
Played a little baseball, too.
F DAT- I'M BACK FOR THE DYNASTY
Yeah, I blog with my tongue out too bitches.
I let you breathe a little bit.
Supplied you with some space.
Let some other suckaz get a chance at it.
Mice out to play 'cause the cat went away.
Played a little baseball, too.
F DAT- I'M BACK FOR THE DYNASTY
Yeah, I blog with my tongue out too bitches.
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