Snakes and Bezels, those Nubeo Rebels

Swiss watch-making company Nubeo is deterring from the tried and true of endorsing golfers and tennis players, and instead has made the bold move of stepping onto the hardwood. Kobe Bryant will now have to wear at least one of three of his Nubeo brand "Black Mamba" special edition watches when he's abusing motherfuckers on the nightly. So now not only will you be degraded because you've just been: Faced, thrown on, jumped over, straight up made to look silly, and/or all that other good ish that Kobz does to other ballers, but you'll also feel bad because there is no way in hell you can afford his $285,000 watch.


yowzas.


I'm thinking about putting mines on Layaway, you?