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Swiss watch-making company Nubeo is deterring from the tried and true of endorsing golfers and tennis players, and instead has made the bold move of stepping onto the hardwood. Kobe Bryant will now have to wear at least one of three of his Nubeo brand "Black Mamba" special edition watches when he's abusing motherfuckers on the nightly. So now not only will you be degraded because you've just been: Faced, thrown on, jumped over, straight up made to look silly, and/or all that other good ish that Kobz does to other ballers, but you'll also feel bad because there is no way in hell you can afford his $285,000 watch.

yowzas.

I'm thinking about putting mines on Layaway, you?
All I need is one more sports-induced heterosexual embrace Michigan State, please!

Take that, Baracketology
-Kan "Magic > Bird/ Money Takes Care of Everything, Take that Clinical Research" Ando
Fellow Equiat (when you're Of An Equestrian Order) Tait Howard has some work up on threadless.com people! Create a threadless.com account and vote for T-Ho, darnit.
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nice!

quadruple nice!
- Kan "I'm a Good Friend" Ando
I saw Danny Green play in High School (St. Mary's/NJ) at Baruch College my sophomore year of high school, and I left feeling thoroughly unimpressed. He was obviously the best player, but for some reason I just didn't think he would succeed at Carolina-- I believed the ACC to bea conference way too physically demanding with a talent pool that was just beyond his level.
4 years later, I'm wrong, Danny Green is a pivotal piece to the nation's best team, and he's getting face time pre-game for the Tar Heels.
About that interview... Don't ever laugh like Jada again Danny, like ever.

man, you not even a predicate. This dunk is Raw, though

this yell and flex is wayyyyy unconvincing. Pairing this with ESPN footage from two nights ago means the revoking of one's hood pass
so this summer Im moving to harlem I dont really care if Im not a writer but Im going to take my old typewriter and make you love me make you want me by me I mean my writing but of course you already understood that and maybe if you didnt you should take your head from inbetween the corner walls of your bedroom and sober up because sometimes people other than myself have important things to say maybe Im not even going to make you remotely like my writing because Ill be too busy making sure I like it myself and in doing so Ill make sure that that always remains meaningful because if I lived my life like others who lived their life for others than maybe I would have ended up a little different or even similarly dissimilar or exactly the same.
Not that Ive never tried to make something out of my life I think I was born into doing that because I never was too proud of any of my surroundings until I didnt have them any more or maybe I just was always too proud to admit that I have a grateful deficiency which means its both great and I am still full of deficiency and I used to think it made me better than you to admit that I have problems when you didnt but now Ive come to realize that it really just makes me the same if not lesser but now given to you was the additional awareness that I have problems.
Maybe this will make my selection of short stories.

on gifting scallions

living in the bike lane
Kan Ando
whatever floats my boat