Cathy Horyn

She puts the "scalding-hot review" in "New York Times Style Editorial"

#1 reason this is up on the blog: I fucks with Cathy Horyn.

Marc Jacobs put up a pretty soft show this season, and Ms. Horyn in perfect fashion let the people know in one of her most recent article for the New York Times (albeit not necessarily as roughly as one should have).

That's dope, because nobody touches on MJ-- he's a Don. Way to almost take it to Batman-Falconi levels Ms. Horyn! (I mean, Marc's the man but this body of work was a definite disappointment-- not to compare him with the slumlord who nearly undermined the declining yet surviving Gotham City, but the analogy at the time kind of worked.)

She then again wrote a review for the Michael Kors show, which by the way was F'ing awesome justF'inlookatdapics


Cathy "You Makin' Me Horny (W/ Your Good Reviews)" Horyn

anyway, I'm trying to work my way around to meeting her and racking her brain because this lady is obviously (if you keep up with her work) on point. Her whole ish in context is also funny because she's getting banned left and right from the shows of many a designer because they know they're about to get their asses handed to them by the Cathster (again, since they previously have been burned).

I WANT TO WORK FOR CATHY HORYN--- STAY UPDATED FOR POSSIBLE NEWS ON POSSIBLE INTERNSHIP/APPRENTICESHIP/SELF-INDUCED SEXUAL SLAVERY (not really #3, she kinda looks like Diane Keaton which is a MAJOR turnoff. In fact, pretty much all old white women look like Diane Keaton. Note to white women: Do not get old.)

Kan "All About His Shyla Stylez" Ando

PS. Just playing, white women take it easy